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  • 'Yo Mamma So Fat' Thread

    Yo mamma jokes
    I'll start..
    Yo mamma so fat, she sat on an iPhone and it turned into an iPad!

  • #2
    Yo momma so ugly she need to chloroform her own Dildo!!!!!!

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    • #3
      A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar...





      Uhhh...







      Ermmmm....








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      Yo mama smells...

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      • #4
        Yo Mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does!

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        • #5
          Yo mama so hideous, she made Stevie Wonder puke...

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          • #6
            Yo mama so fat she was baptized at marine world!

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            • #7
              Your momas so fat when She walks past the TV I missed Starwars Episodes 3,4 and 5!
              Posts while cruisin....

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              • #8
                Your mamas so fat after sex I rolled over twice and was still on top... oh. and I fucked your mom.
                Posts while cruisin....

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                • #9
                  Your mom got you a can of chilie, and a road map for graduation. Then she said, "dont' come back"

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                  • #10
                    You momma like a hockey player, missing teeth and only showers every three periods.

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                    • #11
                      Yo momma so fuckin nasty, they told her to do the robot, and now R2-D2 hasAIDS.
                      Last edited by motorhead_smf; 12-23-2017, 02:52 AM.

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                      • #12
                        Your mama worked overtime at her shittty job to buy your dumb ass a Christmas present.

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                        • #13
                          Yo mama so fat, when she came out with the #metoo movement, even the feminists laughed!!! 🤣😂

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                          • #14
                            Yo mama is sooo ugly she couldn't even get molested by the reindeer as a child...

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                            • TheBeardedGringo
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                              She just might be 😆😆😆😆😆

                          • #15
                            Yo mamma so fat, the bitch uses hulahoops to hold her socks up!

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